Everyone knows you can’t kill him that easily.
He’s made out of slime, sludge, ooze, booze, and who knows what else. Can’t kill that with just blunt objects and knives, ya dingus.
I finally have a name for him, I think. His name is Guillermo, but he’s usually called Memo. I like to think he’s into Taoism.
So I bought this box of really shitty Twilight Valentines and Atophatt and I made them better.
These are my contributions, front and back, in order of most to least sane.
Just click the first one and go from there. Tumblr’s photoset layouts are total shit.