CARPAL DENTATA: Archive

The hero of rage hoodies in small are sold out.

Mar 1st

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SOOOOO, I don’t think I’ll be able to get a costume together before con-time. BUT I have a sweet werewolf mask and maybe I should just go walking around like a werewolf.

Mar 1st

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I entered my badge name as Carpal Teeth hehehehe That’s allowed, right? Like, I looked up badge name etiquette on other con site but ????? I just really hate my real name and I have difficulty even recognizing it as my own.

Mar 1st

cosmo tip #192

expertcosmotips: try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!

Mar 1st

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herrshitlord: askbatts: HOLY FUCK I...

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make an assumption about my real life and i'll... →

Mar 1st

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Pre-Registered for Sakura-Con!

Mar 1st

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I had to write a review Out of Africa for a class. I hated it. My teacher loved it. WHOOOOOOPSSSSSSS.

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kitteh-neon: I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.

Mar 1st

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